Make a Cake! True, cake is usually the answer to many-a-problem, the least of which is your current “How to celebrate the Irish drinking holiday (practically invented for college) WHILST writing that 8-10 page philosophy paper on Sartre’s view of animal rights” conundrum. And believe me, I know exactly where you’re at with this difficulty. Literally, [...]

“The times they are a changinnnn . . .” Oh, wait. They’re not. It’s a year and a half later from the last time I brought this up, but I feel it’s still pretty dern relevant. Every day that Seattle U students step into the Bistro, they have to deal with one of the ugliest floors [...]

Dating’s tough but not anymore with Hannidate! Fox News’ Sean Hannity’s new hip dating site. Check out this featured profile: “Peter Pan Girl” Interracial, 23, Widowed Personal Details Gender: Female Age: 23 (4-July-1986) Race: Interracial Marital Status: Widowed Children: 8 Religion: Spiritual Drinking: Regularly Smoking: Chewing Tobacco Food: Cajun Occupation: Self-Employed Education: Working man’s PHD Languages: Cantonese (Fluent) Bulgarian (Fluent) Estonian (Fluent) Hungarian (Fluent) Interests: Bowling Music – Latin Music – Dance / Electronic Music – Classical / Opera Mountaineering Gym / Aerobics Gardening Cricket Astrology / New Age Arts / Crafts Eye Colour: Black Hair Colour: Receding Body Type: Body Builder / Muscular Height: 4′08″ – [...]

  We want you to do well on finals this quarter   To cheer you on, the Interim Library will have Study Breaks with free treats provided. Stop by for one or both

Yes, you found him charming opposite Sandra Bullock in The Proposal. You laughed emphatically after he sported full Michael Bolton garb in Just Friends. And, of course, you swooned after he graced the cover of Entertainment Weekly sporting water wings and a water gun. But, do you truly know the pop culture history of Ryan [...]

The mystery of why people watch the Oscars anymore remains unsolved. In a world of Tivo, YouTube, satellite TV, Hulu, blogging, on-demand movie downloads, iPods, 4G wireless phones, PSPs, Wiis, X-Boxes, video conferencing, Skype, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and RSS feeds, one would think there’s too much real entertainment to be enjoyed. Touché Academy Awards! Somehow all [...]

The Redhawks will have to find someone else to shoulder their winning hopes and dreams next season. Star forward Charles Garica, the Redhawks men’s basketball team’s leading scorer with 18.7 points per game, has said that he plans on declaring for the NBA draft at the end of the season. The announcement was first posted at Fox [...]

Senate reconciliation is a good thing. No, you know what, it’s a glorious thing. We should all reconcile our differences and simply be happy! What? You’re a Mr. Negative? A Mrs. Sad Face? So you can’t be happy? You can’t reconcile? Well, maybe a few more songs will change your mind! Okay, fine you’re not happy. I [...]

Avatar didn’t win Best Picture. All is well in the world. That is all.